stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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