College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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