"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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