Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
is wine microwaveable?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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