Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
