Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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