I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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