problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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