I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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