Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
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think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize