I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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