my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
tell me about the fingering
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