everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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