Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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