the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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