Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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