real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
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we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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