Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
What a dumb baby whore.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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