you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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