your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
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A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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