well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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