there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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