Having a random hookup so left but love u
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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