awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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