i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We don't watch enough power rangers
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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