I must be too annoying 4 u.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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