Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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