You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
do herpes really smell.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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