Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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