Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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