dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Verdict: uncircumcised.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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