So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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