Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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