here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
3 2 1 whiskey
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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