We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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