i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He keeps bees of course he's weird
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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