Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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