I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Randomize
