I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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