so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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