PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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