is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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