TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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