I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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