ugly people sure do ruin things
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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