Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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