i don't want you to think of me as your TA
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
This is my gift to your gina
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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