Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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