Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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