He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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