i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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