I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I showed him my bush... on skype.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
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i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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