So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
