Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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