Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
you win again, gameday.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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