I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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