How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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