so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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