Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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